A boring Monday morning led to these discoveries
| You are Maryiln Monroe |
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right |
| Your Inner Retro Girl Is |
1960s City Girl |
| Your Famous Movie Kiss is from The Empire Strikes Back |
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." |
| Your Inner Eye Color Is Blue |
You've got the personality of a blue eyed women
You're intense and expressive - and always on the go
You've also got a sweet, playful side - which draws men in |
| Your Toes Should Be Black |
A total rulebreaker (and heartbreaker), you're always a little punk rock.
Your flirting style: Wacky and a bit shocking
Your ideal guy: An accomplished artist, musician, or writer
Stay away from: Preppy guys looking for a quick bad girl fling |
| You Should Date A Japanese Guy! |
You're an interesting blend of traditonal and modern
And a Japanese guy is likely to be on your wavelength
Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color
Or get married in a traditional white kimono! |
| Men See You As Choosy |
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait |
| You Are a Lace Bra! |
Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine
You're a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men
Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome
With a softer side that only you can draw out |
| You Should Get An Asian Inspired Tattoo |
Mysterious and expressive
You like to show off, but you also like to keep some allure |
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