FEMA Travel Trailers

By The Queen of the Universe

(sung to the tune of Wells Fargo Wagon from The Music Man)
(with apologies)

O-ho the FEMA travel trailers are a-comin' down the street,
Oh please let one be for me!
O-ho the FEMA travel trailers are a-comin' down the street,
I wish I knew where mine could be!

It's got a kitchen with a microwave and small sink.
A full size fridge, small oven and a stove.
A chair, dining table and fold-out couch.
And a bathroom so tiny you can barely move.

O-ho the FEMA travel trailer should be comin' now
It's been a month of playin' "wait and see"...

It should have two bedrooms!
One big queen bed
And some sleeping bunks!
And it should be

Yes, it should be
Yes, you're right it surely should be
Comin' special
Comin' very, very special now for evacuees!

O-ho the FEMA travel trailers are a-comin' down the street.
Oh, don't let them pass my door!
O-ho the FEMA travel trailers are a-comin' down the street
I wish I knew who they were comin' for.

I paid a month's rent on an empty space to put it.
And I expect it anytime soon.
I hope I get it sometime before the New Year.
If it actually shows up I think that I will swoon.

O-ho a FEMA travel trailer should be comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to see.
It could be comin' for somone who is no relation
but it could be comin’ special just for me!

O-ho, you FEMA travel trailers keep a-comin'
O-ho, you FEMA travel trailers keep a-comin'.
O-ho you FEMA travel trailers,
Don't you dare make a stop until you stop for me!