Just to have it documented
The Cellar - Beware of Toddler: "Lowe's makes an extra-duty paint stirrer that sees a small amount of alternative use.
Little Sidhe has a bit of a spiteful streak that comes out every now and then. She generally listens when I tell her not to do something as long as I use the right tone of voice. The paint stirrer *might* get used once in a month. I've found that by using it as infrequently as I do she knows exactly why I am reaching for it and curbs her current unacceptable behavior."