Friday, April 01, 2005

You coulda fooled me.

So, after breakfast, ~k~ comes into my room and asks if I've seen her rubber roaches.
Me: "No, I'm not in charge of rubber roaches or your things."

She goes away and comes back and asks if I know where her 'gag' box is.
Me: "No, I've no clue what you are talking about and I'm still not in charge of your things."

Again she leaves but this time returns with a rubber rat. "Do you think this will work?"
Me, finally paying attention: "Are you looking for things to try to fool me with since it is April Fool's Day?"

~k~: "Yes."
She holds up a small green rubber wig and says "Do you think this looks like vomit?"
Me: "They will not work since you've already let me in on the joke."

She apparently found her 'gag' box and comes in with two "blood capsules" which I refuse to let in my room nor do I allow her to take in my car to her tutor or group. When we return home, I find in the sink - the syringe-type thing filled with left over fake blood. I squeeze it on my hand and run into the living room, whispering to the g-parents, "just go along with it". My mom jumps up and rushes around while I fake cry. ~k~ can see whats happening from down the hall and eventually makes her way to the living room door. I'm choking from pretending to cry and ~k~ looks at me, says "That looks like fake blood", and walks out the room.

You coulda April fooled me.


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