Monday, February 19, 2007

Apropos. See synonyms for relevent.

Remember this post? A Little Lagniappe: Yeah, well, look at #2

The one where I took an on-line test to find out what pseudo-historical figure bests suits me. And I scored 100% as Dante Alighieri, author of "The Divine Comedy" which has been a source of inspiration for countless artists for over 700 years.

To recap my post and test scores, surprisingly, on the list were Jesus, Mother Theresa, Stephen Hawking and the King himself, Elvis (read that list imagining a heavenly choir of angels singing the most beautiful, awe inspiring song, reaching a crescendo upon reading each successive name culminating in an Alleluia chorus when the final name is read.....)

However, I more closely matched with some assholes such as O.J. Simpson, Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud and Charles Manson. And I mean that lovingly. Truly I do. Because of course, I am more suited to the assholes.

Anyhoo. I do have a point here. Although now, I am beginning to wish I'd never started writing THIS post..... but I digress. Again.

Today, someone left me a comment. A spam comment for sure. But here is Spammer Jack's remark. How apropos. A spam most appropriate to the topic as well as the title of my post that day ("Yeah, well, look at #2").

Jack wrote:
Thanks! That's really interesting information. Have you done any colon cleansing before? I'm wondering what are the pros and cons of the different products out there. I also wanting to get rid of all the intestinal parasites I may have.


That is so funny.

Too funny.

I really think I need to get out more often.

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