Saturday, February 03, 2007

Yeah, well, look at #2



You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.

Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.

Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...

It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.


Dante Alighieri


100%

O.J. Simpson


67%

C.G. Jung


58%

Sigmund Freud


58%

Miyamoto Musashi


58%

Stephen Hawking


50%

Mother Teresa


50%

Adolf Hitler


50%

Steven Morrissey


50%

Charles Manson


42%

Friedrich Nietzsche


33%

Hugh Hefner


33%

Jesus Christ


33%

Elvis Presley


25%

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2 Comments:

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