Sunday, December 24, 2006

Holiday Blogthings

Your Christmas Song Is

It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle-belling
And everyone telling you
Be of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year

Hands down, Christmas is your favorite holiday ever
And you always enjoy every moment of it


You Are a Christmas Sweater!

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky.


Your Elf Name Is...

Candy Fruit Cake


You Are a Bright Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.
You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky.



Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents

You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.
Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!


For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve robots drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten ice skaters a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling prank callers
Three French chefs bearing escargot
Two stale fruit cakes
And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree



You Were Nice This Year!

You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?


You Are an Angel

A truly giving soul, you understand the spirit of Christmas.


Your Holiday Personality is Hyper

Any holiday activity is well suited to you - as long as you keep moving.
Shop everywhere and anywhere. Create your own holiday cards. Make everyone on a your list a custom stocking of goodies!


You Are the Furthest Thing From Grinch

You love and live for the holidays. You even love the Grinch!
You're in the holiday spirit year round... because you're all about celebrating and giving.


You Are Prancer

You are the perfect reindeer, with perfect hooves and perfect flying form.

Why You're Naughty: Because you're Santa's pet, and you won't let anyone show you up.

Why You're Nice: You have the softest fur and the sweetest carrot breath.


You Are a Trifle

No doubt, you have many intricate layers. But deep down, you're a little squishy.


Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place.
And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.

posted by Queen of the Universe @ 7:51 AM  

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