A little levity.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey you, monkey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come on up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check out this pot smoking monkey so he walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting and finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you, monkey!"

The Monkey looks down and says "SHIIIIIIIT dude....... how much water did you drink?!!"