Saturday, July 09, 2005

And now for something completely different.....

Here are some of my favorite movie quotes.

“All I ask is that a man be totally, completely, utterly devoted to me when we're together and... PINING over me when we're not. “
Samantha, Samantha (1992)

“We thought.... you was.... a toad.”
Delmar, O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

“Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it!”
Ouiser Boudreaux, Steel Magnolias (1989)

“Oooh! Ahhh!" That's how it always starts. Then later there's the running and screaming.”
Ian Malcolm, The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride (1987)

“Sometimes you have to lose yourself before you can find anything”
Lewis Medlock, Deliverance (1972)

“Understanding is reached only after confrontation.”
Miss Ivannah, Mallrats (1995)

“Sixty-nine, is divine. Sixty-nine, is divine.”
Cheerleaders, MASH (1970)

“Gozer the Traveler will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.”
Louis Tully, Ghost Busters (1984)

“You know, what I could really use here is a cup holder and some Advil.”
Jason Nesmith, Galaxy Quest (1999)

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
Shelby Eatenton Latcherie, Steel Magnolias (1989)

Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
'Joliet' Jake Blues, The Blues Brothers (1980)

“A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.”
Ulysses, O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000): "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

“Chic-ken... Good.”
Leeloo, The Fifth Element (1997)

“I hear they've got an assertive training class for southern women. Of course that's a contradiction in terms.”
Missy, Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)


  • At 11:46 PM, Blogger Rowan said…

    The toad one is from O Brother Where Art Thou, right?

  • At 11:48 PM, Blogger Queen of the Universe said…

    Yes, one of my most favorite movies.

  • At 1:09 PM, Anonymous theinsider said…

    The "Chic-ken good" is from Fifth Element.

    And "I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special," is from Steel Magnolias.

    And “You know, what I could really use here is a cup holder and some Advil,” is from Galaxy Quest.

    Good movies... :)

  • At 5:22 PM, Blogger nicole said…

    I got your "Gozer" line. I heart Ghostbusters!!!

  • At 5:28 PM, Blogger MissEgg said…

    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” is from Princess Bride


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