Oh yeah, Happy Halloween.

Huh?

From the local newspaper:

First Baptist Church... will host a "Trunk-R-Treat" from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. Wednesday in the parking lot of the church’s Northwest Campus... The event is free and open to the public. No scary or spooky costumes, such as ghosts, witches or spiders. Candy donations accepted.

Yes, that's correct:

NO SCARY OR SPOOKY COSTUMES, SUCH AS...... SPIDERS.


'nuff said.