WTF People?
The paragraph below is from an actual ebay auction. This person claims to have been working for the same company since she graduated from high school 17 years ago so we can estimate her age to be around 35.
She is 35 years old and does not know how to spell SATAN?
She can spell "wreath" but not "Satan". She can spell "basically" and "tortured" correctly, but not "Satan." She can even properly punctuate the possessive tense of "Boss" but CANNOT FRIGGIN' SPELL SATAN?????
And what about all the damn commas?
Ok,,,now I know,,,,,,,some people are gonna think I have either lost my mind or that I am the mean nasty rotten person,,,,but,,,,,swear,,,I'm a super nice person.......just ask me. Well up for auction is this Wreath that was a gift to me from a girl who is basically Iam sure is a direct decendant to saten (not quite sure how to spell that , sorry but you know who I'm talikin about the mean guy with the pointy things comming out of his head with the red outfit and the tali) Each day at work I am basically tortured by this nut. Now,,,,,,,,you say,,,,,,,,,grow a spine girly,,,,,,tell her off,,,,,,ok,,,,,,here is the fun part of all this,,,,she is guess what,,,,,,,,,,,The BOSS'S crazy sister. Hmmmmm not so funny now is it. Now....you say ok,,,,well quit that bad job at that mean place with the Cranky , Moody, MEAN, Vicious co worker. Hmmmmm have thought of it ,,,have been there 17 years,,,,,,,straight out of high school.....sooooooooooo yikes,,,am I guess nervous to quit.......Maybe this will bid up enough to pay for me to have my reseume done !! Yippee,,,,that would be a good thing. Can't quit with out a job.....have a sister that is getting married and am saving for her wedding dress. Ok,,,,,,,,well now,,,,,,,I think I'm done,,,,,,,,just want the MEAN Wreath gone, Want to set it on fire,,,,but,,,well ya know has the beautiful Angel on it and,,,,,,yikes,,,,,don't want to set fire to and Angel.
Oh, and here's the photo of that butt ugly wreath.
She is 35 years old and does not know how to spell SATAN?
She can spell "wreath" but not "Satan". She can spell "basically" and "tortured" correctly, but not "Satan." She can even properly punctuate the possessive tense of "Boss" but CANNOT FRIGGIN' SPELL SATAN?????
And what about all the damn commas?
Ok,,,now I know,,,,,,,some people are gonna think I have either lost my mind or that I am the mean nasty rotten person,,,,but,,,,,swear,,,I'm a super nice person.......just ask me. Well up for auction is this Wreath that was a gift to me from a girl who is basically Iam sure is a direct decendant to saten (not quite sure how to spell that , sorry but you know who I'm talikin about the mean guy with the pointy things comming out of his head with the red outfit and the tali) Each day at work I am basically tortured by this nut. Now,,,,,,,,you say,,,,,,,,,grow a spine girly,,,,,,tell her off,,,,,,ok,,,,,,here is the fun part of all this,,,,she is guess what,,,,,,,,,,,The BOSS'S crazy sister. Hmmmmm not so funny now is it. Now....you say ok,,,,well quit that bad job at that mean place with the Cranky , Moody, MEAN, Vicious co worker. Hmmmmm have thought of it ,,,have been there 17 years,,,,,,,straight out of high school.....sooooooooooo yikes,,,am I guess nervous to quit.......Maybe this will bid up enough to pay for me to have my reseume done !! Yippee,,,,that would be a good thing. Can't quit with out a job.....have a sister that is getting married and am saving for her wedding dress. Ok,,,,,,,,well now,,,,,,,I think I'm done,,,,,,,,just want the MEAN Wreath gone, Want to set it on fire,,,,but,,,well ya know has the beautiful Angel on it and,,,,,,yikes,,,,,don't want to set fire to and Angel.
Oh, and here's the photo of that butt ugly wreath.
posted by Queen of the Universe @ 6:32 PM
1 Comments:
At 9:47 PM,
John Holland said…
The worst part is that her computer probably has a spell check so that makes it even harder to misspell words. And than of course there's the old standby, a dictionary.
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