Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Next time, KNOCK first.

As a mom passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old and unmarried. This thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old and unmarried. This thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Now, please go away and leave me alone."

A couple of days later, the mother came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter and heard that same buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered the area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer and staring at the tv. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."

2 Comments:

  • At 11:56 PM, Blogger Biby Cletus said…

    Cool blog, i just randomly surfed in, but it sure was worth my time, will be back

    Deep Regards from the other side of the Moon

    Biby Cletus

     
  • At 5:00 AM, Blogger mueja said…

    若有迟疑切勿介入!

     

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