Maybe a little TMI.

By now you've heard, right? Of Sheryl Crow's "easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming?"

On her blog:, she wrote: "One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."



One square of toilet paper? One? Uno?

On "Pesky occasions" 2-3 COULD be required?

You must be friggin' kiddin' me.

I spend a lot of time, too much time if you really want to know, in bathrooms. But completely necessary time, if you get my drift.

One square cannot even adequately clean up after what comes out of my nose much less my other end.

My personal hygiene routine requires, no, DEMANDS, that my private parts be completely clean and dry. One measley square of even two-ply t.p. will not, can not, stand up to that job. And believe me when I tell you that I am by no means "wasting" paper.



Am I alone in my sentiments here?

Apparently not as Sheryl is backpedaling faster than her ex. Now she claims it was just a joke to get people's attention. To Global Warming.

Yeah, Uh-huh.

Here ya go Sheryl....



I'm just joking.

Seriously though, I could always recycle mine for ya.