Saturday, June 24, 2006

More of my favorite movie quotes

The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
Frenchie, Grease (1978)

Never, ever run with scissors, or any other pointy object - It's all good fun until someone gets hurt.
Billy Bones, Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
Rufus, Dogma (1999)

Why don't you call me when you grow up! Wait a minute, that will never happen, so why don't you just not call me, yeah...
Joanna, Office Space (1999)

I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.
Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind (1939)

I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.
Serendipity, Dogma (1999)

I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.
Ray Peterson, The `burbs (1989)

That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.
Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

We don't have to like each other. We're family.
Claudia, Home for the Holidays (1995)

You fucked up! You trusted us!
Eric "Otter" Stratton, Animal House (1978)

When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.
Serendipity, Dogma (1999)

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