A little somethin' extra 'bout a little somethin' extra from a little somethin' extra .
Monday, July 21, 2008
Where least expected.
Found this on the myspace page of some local wanna be gangsta whose page was filled with so much slang and so many typos I wanted to poke my eyes out. Not sure if this redeems it but what a shock to find it.
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