Sunday, June 08, 2008

But there are no reruns of Survivor.

Me: The new season of "Army Wives" will be starting in a few minutes if you want to come watch it with me.

Mom: I used to watch that show.

Me: Yes, we watched the first season last year. The second season starts tonight.

Mom: No. I used to watch it but stopped watching. I don't know why I stopped watching it...

Me: Because is hasn't been on tv.

Mom: I don't know. I haven't seen it in a while.

Me: NO ONE HAS SEEN IT. The show first started about a year ago. And just like most shows, it's on tv for a while, then reruns, then a new group of shows. JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SHOW YOU WATCH.

Mom: I don't know.


40 minutes later

Mom: Where are all the husbands? Aren't they on the show anymore?

Me: What?

Mom: Haven't you seen this show before? They all have husbands in the military.

Me: HUH? What? Yes I've seen it! (I mean, really!)

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