Friday, August 26, 2005

The Results Are In...

I really am old. Old and Dull. Meat and potatoes boring.

Twenty years ago the results of this test would have been soooo different.

It would have been way more exciting like imported caviar & champagne. Or something exotic like braised hummingbird tongue.

Under glass. Hand fed. While driving down the highway. In a police car. Going 70mph. Backwards. While wearing nuthin' but sunglasses and 'cuffs. And a smile.

Those were the days.

Apparently what was bold and adventurous then is now considered normal. Expected. Or worse, passé

As it is... this is me now. I'm as surprised as you. Apparently I enjoy:

regular, plain old sex -- boring to some, yet you seem to love it. Hey, do whatever pleases you!
(and of course your significant other)

I'll consider this part of my life as rehearsal for the convent.

Excuse me while I go finish my housework, put away the laundry, supervise homework and start on tonight's dinner. We're having meat and potatoes. I just might cry.


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