Thursday, November 02, 2006

It happened on Halloween.....

A man is walking home alone on a foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Walking faster, he looks back, and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, with the casket bouncing quickly behind him.


FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...


clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...


With the casket close on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart pounding; his head reeling; his breath coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH, the casket breaks down the door.

It comes Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything... But all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


and,



The coffin stops.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA


Thanks Bill

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